Spunk Library

SOCIALISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU GIVE ONE TO YOUR NEIGHBOR.
 COMMUNISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES ONE AND
             GIVES YOU THE MILK.
 FASCISM   - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF
             THEM AND SELLS YOU THE MILK.
 NAZISM    - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF
             THEM AND SHOOTS YOU.
 CAPITALISM- YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU SELL ONE AND BUY A BULL.
 IN ISRAEL - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE BANK TAKES BOTH OF THEM
             SHOOTS ONE,MILKS ONE,THROW AWAY THE MILK AND YOU
             SHOT YOURSELF.