This website is intended to promote E.A.R. activities, and to provide a space for E.A.R. members to shove stuff if we think it's interesting. Also animal rights information relevant to Edinburgh is stuck on here and it is simply not practical to get all the stuff checked by E.A.R. Because of this, the views and opinions expressed here are not always those of E.A.R., and E.A.R. accepts no responsibility for them, especially if it's a load of nonsense.
We do not wish to incite anybody to commit criminal activity, as 1) Jack Straw says you shouldn't and he's the responsible parent of law abiding children 2) if you commit a crime you may be fined and/or given a lengthy prison sentence and 3) if we do want to incite you we may receive a lengthy prison sentence. We definitely morally object to violence anyway. However, I must again reiterate, if someone wants to prosecute us for conspiracy to incite persons unknown to take the piss or whatever then E.A.R. is not responsible for this website, and it is I, the website editor, who will remain unnamed, who is responsible for this.
We accept no responsibility for those who try tofu thinking it's the best thing since We'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur demonstrations and then finding out it tastes just as boring as it looks.
We accept no responsibility for teenagers going vegetarian and causing their parents anguish, nor do we accept responsibility for the inevitable onslaught of Quorn shoved down their throats.
We accept no responsibility for Cherie Blair's hair style.
We accept no responsibility for demonstrations promoted here unless successful.
If any comment in here is untrue, unfair, or defamatory and unjustifiable, then who cares, unless you've got a good lawyer, in which case we apologise and insist it was completely unintentional and due to a freak show of temper by me due to my upbringing by wolves.
We accept no responsibility for the garish colours of the text and background on this website.
All bad spelllingg and grammar is the teeecher of my Englishes fault.
On a serious note (ha ha), as I can only maintain this from time to time certain items on this website become out of date and obsolete. I apologise for this.
If you have a complaint about this website, CLICK HERE.
Finally, this website is not intended as a serious forum for discussion and for the distribution of information to prevent and campaign against those who inflict needless suffering, we obviously have ulterior motives and are doing this out of naked self interest